i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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