...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
i just stumbled downstairs, still drunk, to hug my dad and wish him a happy fathers day
but fathers day is next sunday
i realized that after i threw up on his bare feet
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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