Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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