I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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