If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
I'm bleeding and have questions
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