I left the party when things started to get crazy... and when I say crazy I mean: there was puke on the carpet, Evan was passed out behind a plant, Mary was making out with her ex while her present bf was making out with Nancy. Not to mention that someone fisted the wall. Also - someone is sleeping on your lawn - they might be dead, I didn't check. Later.
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
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