David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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