Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
My pussy is not your playground.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
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