Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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