its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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