even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
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