The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
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