we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
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