My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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