paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
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