I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
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