Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I feel like abortions should bother me more
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
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