I think I died a long time ago.
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
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