i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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