Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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