What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
I take back everything I said about communal showers
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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