I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
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