I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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