Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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