I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
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