one two three fourrrrnication!
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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