he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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