I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
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