If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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