All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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