he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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