i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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