I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
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