All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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