a queef is a wish your heart makes.
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
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