are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Randomize
