I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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