i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
Randomize
