I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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