I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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