What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
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