I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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