it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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