I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
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