when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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