I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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