He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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