he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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