how could I be having a bad time, I have the three most important things in life: Goat cheese, Xanax, and Saved By the Bell Re-runs.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
do herpes really smell.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
you inspire me to be a worse person
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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