Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
So much Jack, so little girl.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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