Is it normal to miss your booty call?
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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