Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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