Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Four minutes until I can fart!
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
the room spins SO much faster in panama
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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