Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
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