Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
More tranny stories later!
fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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